A fairy-tale...

Once upon a time, in a three-bedroom flat not so far away, there lived a lovely little girl known as the "sweet-toothed vegetarian". For many weeks, this girl loved living in her flat with her two great new flatmates, Cordelia and Blythe. They even introduced her to their other friend, "Roars Like Kitten".

The foursome started a tradition of watching Lost every Monday night. Treats were served, tea was drank, pyjamas were donned. The sweet-toothed vegetarian grew to look forward to this tradition all weekend long.

One day, a SUNDAY, in fact, Cordelia, Blythe and Roars like Kitten tried to persuade the sweet-toothed vegetarian to watch Lost that day, instead of on the Monday night.

"But it's Sunday", she said.
The others bullied her, and tried to puncture her moral servitude.
But, she stood her ground and refused to give in to the cheap temptations the others had succommed to so easily. She had always suspected Blythe and Cordelia were easy, and Roars like Kitten had a suspect look about him from the start. This was all the proof she needed.

So, now the sweet-toothed vegetarian was behind not just one episode, not just two episodes, but she was behind FOUR FREAKING EPISODES!!

There was no way she was going to catch up, and the three evil souls cackled and rubbed their palms together in glee at her dismay.

The innocent sweet girl was now forced to watch episodes of Lost all alone, locked in her room, in a vain attempt to catch up. The others KNEW that watching Lost scared her, and that she preferred to watch it with them. Did they care, you ask? No. Not one bit. She crawled under the covers, hiding her face from the mysterious show that made her nervous and on edge. She didn't sleep for days after each episode.

You might be feeling sorry for the sweet-toothed vegetarian by now. But don't worry, for every fable has a moral. And ONE DAY, when Blythe and Cordelia and Roars like Kitten least suspect it, the sweet-toothed vegetarian WILL get her revenge on them.

[roll ominous music here]

Mwwaahahahaha...