I can't help it...

I'm totally addicted to celebrity gossip. I never used to know who anyone was...let alone care. But in the past three or four weeks my internet history pages reveal perez hilton, the superficial and pink is the new blog on a regular basis...I need to know about the antics of paris and lindsey and nicole and tom & katie's alien baby...

I obviously need to increase my own personal gossip-worthy events so I can rely less on the hollywood antics of others...