Is Santa a Conservative?

A friend at work sent me this pic. Her brother in law apparently fancies himself to be a comedian, and so made this sign and posted it on his front lawn after the election was announced. I thought it was rather funny, and forwarded it out to a few people who I thought would appreciate the humour. This is what my friend from Alberta had to say. To protect said friend's privacy, he will be hereforth referred to as Mr. Mephostophiles.

"Is Santa a Conservative? Think about it. He is giving stuff away like a mad man just before an election (You spend your money on gifts for yourself and somehow their name shows up on the gift tag?). He takes credit for other's work. Obviously he is FOR big business as he is the North Pole's largest employer but his employees are nonunion (if they were unionized they would get Christmas Eve off and that little Herbie guy would have filed a discrimination grievance instead of running to the Island of Misfit Toys with Rudolph). And well, the physical similarities between Jolly St. Nick and Alberta's own St. Ralph are remarkable."

Ahhh...Meph...always good for a great email reply.